I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
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