What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Randomize
