I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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