There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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