We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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