WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
