no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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