I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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