Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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