Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
