You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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