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You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
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