Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
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