this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
worse hangover than the time you almost threw up in a plant in front of your daycare kids?
...I don't remember telling you about that but yes
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