Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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