everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Spoiler alert: my plans for Halloween are going to make our dealer's birthday look like a bunch of mormon ladies having a scrapbooking circle
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
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