So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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