How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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