think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
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