WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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