I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
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I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Great, now I'm picturing myself as a fucking garden gnome
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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