so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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