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(423): View more from Tennessee

NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog

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(315): View more from New York

so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese

(315): View more from New York

here comes the puke

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out

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(321): View more from Florida Space Coast

I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.

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(208): View more from Idaho

No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes

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(903): View more from Texas

All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.

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(708): View more from Illinois

It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.

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(727): View more from Florida

My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.

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(310): View more from California

Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)

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