real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
