How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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