On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I don't deserve a penis
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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