Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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