Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
I am full of burrito and curiosity
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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