how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dude, some chick came over here earlier and thought my lube was hand sanitizer. She poured it all over her hands.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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