I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
Randomize