Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Woke up with a treasure map of my room stuck with sticky tape to my ceiling. followed it and found $75 with a note saying; "eat this if we're invaded"... I'm never getting stoned again
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I didn't notice because vodka
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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