im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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