so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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