I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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