Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We don't watch enough power rangers
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
i think i just lost a toe
You ate ashes out of my bong
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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