she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
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