i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
Randomize
