I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
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