I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
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