It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Randomize
