So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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