elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Actions speak louder than pants.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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