i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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