If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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