In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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