3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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