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i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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