my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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