TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
I knew I no longer wanted to bone him when he put the Grease soundtrack on as "mood music", no guy looks attractive singing and dancing to greased lightning naked.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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