I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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