Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
worst night to have a conscience
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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