This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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