If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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