Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Mom said you looked used
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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