i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
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