don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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