I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
He? As in you personified your dick?
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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