North Korea, Best Korea!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
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I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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